Airheaded Socialite Paris Hilton Scheduled To Solve Rwandan Crisis

September 27, 2007

As if genocide wasn’t enough, the addle-brained heiress now wants to inflict herself upon war-torn Rwanda. Gee, maybe she could even open Hilton Hotel Rwanda. (But then she’d heard it’s already been done.)

PARIS HILTON came up with the brilliant scheme as a way to keep her post-prison promise of “devoting time to worthy causes”. She told the E! Online website on Wednesday that she is aiming to visit the war-torn central African nation in November after completing work on her latest film.

“I’ll be going in November, after I get back from filming my movie,” Hilton said. “There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help.”

It was not clear which organization was helping arrange Hilton’s trip, but the hotel heiress said she is planning to do more humanitarian work in future.

“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern,” the 26-year-old socialite said. “I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”

Oh and here’s a thought… you know those countries were “poverty and children’s issues are a big concern”?  How about the good old US of A?  Yeah, you’re right.  Angelina wouldn’t approve.

AUNTIE MAUDE says: This from the woman who was taped saying something along the lines of “Oh god now I’ve got AIDS” after stepping in a puddle? Here’s a hint, dear. If you do go, take sensible shoes. But seriously, I don’t think you’ll be doing anyone any favors if you go at all.

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