Drunken Jordon Upskirt

October 4, 2007

Jordon can’t seem to decide if she wants to look like a glamorous “it” girl or a d-list wannabe party-crasher.

Although given the pictures snapped of her when she was out with some girlfriends recently, you can tell which way she’s leaning. I suppose it never occurs to her that people might actually get tired of looking at her panties.

AUNTIE MAUDE says: You know I can’t count the number of times I’ve gotten in and out of a car in my life, and not one time have I flashed my unmentionables to photographers. Hardly seems accidental after it’s happened dozens and dozens!

UNCLE HECTOR says: Don’t look, Maude!

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