Britney Breakdown

October 5, 2007

You know it’s almost getting tedious, this thing with BRITNEY SPEARS, and it’s also a bit like shooting fish in a barrell. It’s not even a challenge to point out how idiotic she is, nor is it satisfying to come up with some particularly clever thing to say about her obviously complete lack of mental stability and common sense.

But what none of us get here at The Naked Celebrity is why the girl just doesn’t stay home. Seriously. She continues to go out drinking and making a public spectacle out of herself. How hard could it be to stay home? You know.. just for a few days. Just long enough for people (like us) to find something else to laugh about.

There are rumors now that even PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) are gunning for her to lose custody of her dog. It’s getting beyond comical and into the realm of absurd.

AUNTIE MAUDE says: Is that what that is? A dog? I thought it was something she upchucked.

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