Britney Blackout

October 8, 2007

It’s been announced that the “comeback” album for BRITNEY SPEARS will be called “Blackout”. The explanation? “It’s about Blocking out the negativity.”

A little hint… blackouts are not the same as blocking things out. Duh. Unless you’re talking about blocking out all vestiges of common sense. In that case, as you were.

It would be easier to support the idea of a ‘comeback’ if we had any indication she’d hit bottom, but no, Britney just keeps on going and going and going, like some kind of Energizer Bunny on a crack-whore downward spiral.

COUSIN ROSE says: Yikes… even Britney’s upskirt pictures aren’t sexy anymore. I feel like I’ve just seen a naked homeless woman. Is that some kind of panty-liner I see? Ugh.

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