Britney Spears Throws A Tantrum

October 18, 2007

We’ve not been wanting to continually report on Britney Spears, because it’s getting just so darned repetitive. How many different ways can you call someone an idiot? We’re running low, in fact.

However, this quote from Us Magazine was just too funny to pass up:

First the pop star commandeered a dressing room (generally reserved for the disabled) to try on a slew of Juicy Couture dresses. Then, after belting out Rihanna’s “Umbrella,” Spears told her assistant Bret she wanted her dog London. Learning the Yorkie was in Malibu, 27 miles away, she said, “Fuck that. That will take us an hour to drive there. Can’t we have the dog messengered over?” But Spears — within earshot of an Us reporter and other shoppers — saved her choicest words for the judge in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, L.A. County commissioner Scott M. Gordon, whose court she had just departed after a 45-minute face-off. “I hate my judge,” Spears declared to Bret. “He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all.”

He’s mean? What is she? Five years old? Mommy you won’t let me have another cookie! I hate you! You’re mean!

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