Who’s Unsexy?

October 26, 2007

Maxim.com online declared the 5 top unsexiest celebrities and their list was topped by SARAH JESSICA PARKER. They called her: “… the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with “sex” in the title …”

AMY WINEHOUSE came in second with “… her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats… ”

SANDRA OH’s crime was her Gray’s Anatomy character’s “… cold bedside manner and [her] boyish figure…. ”

MADONNA hit #4 on the list for “trading pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration…. ”

And lastly, everyone’s favorite, BRITNEY SPEARS. “Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.”

AUNTIE MAUDE says: Sarah Jessica Parker and Sandra Oh made the list simply because they star in shows that appeal to women more than to men. Although all of us here at The Naked Celebrity have to agree about Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. Madonna, well… aging ain’t for sissies. She’s the queen of redefining herself, but the “old Jewish woman” persona is one we really didn’t see coming.

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