Britney Pigs Out - Five Grand Worth

November 5, 2007

We heard in a recent call-in interview that BRITNEY SPEARS calls herself “fat pig” and is so upset about her weight gain that she’s looking at new techniques in liposuction and various other types of cosmetic surgery.

But then leaked court documents show that she spends $4758 a month on eating out.  And we’ve all seen the pictures, this ain’t health food she’s shoveling in at an astronomical rate.  No, it’s tacos and McDonald’s and double-lattes from Starbucks.

Hon, if you’re so worried about the size of your ass (not to mention the horrid condition of your skin) there’s these great things called “vegetables” and this miracle drink called “water” that would do the trick.  We know you didn’t have a mother who seemed to care about much besides how much money you were earning, so we thought someone should tell you about these revolutionary new treatments.  And guess what?  No surgery required.

Posted in Britney Spears