Britney Pregnant Again? Secret Sex Room?

December 6, 2007

The New York Daily News online has quoted a pretty juicy article in Star Magazine which makes some outrageous (if true) claims about BRITNEY SPEARS. The others are more titilating, but the most shocking in our opinion is that Brit is pregnant again.

Star quotes “multiple independent sources” as saying Brit is expecting again.

“Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked — almost four weeks to be exact,” says Brit, or someone claiming to be Brit, in a message on her MySpace page, according to Star. “I don’t really know if I’m happy or sad I’m just … idk [I don’t know] I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!”

Kewl, indeed. In this very same article, the Star reveals that an “insider” has spilled the beans about Britney’s secret fantasy sex room…

The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star’s Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.

While that all might seem very sexy, this most certainly does not!…

Star’s source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney’s dog. According to the tab, a “court-appointed watchdog” is set to declare the place a potential “health hazard.”

We’d been taking a break from the usual Britney reporting, as no one could be more tired of her than we are, and we assume everyone else is feeling the same, but this is too much. The girl is so confused, sounds sex-obsessed, but what she really needs is to grow up… or maybe just hire a maid to clean her stinking house, a driver to get her from A to B without getting her kids killed, and a personal trainer to help her get rid of those unwanted pounds rather than just going under the knife for instant image.

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