We’ve not been wanting to continually report on Britney Spears, because it’s getting just so darned repetitive. How many different ways can you call someone an idiot? We’re running low, in fact.

However, this quote from Us Magazine was just too funny to pass up:
First the pop star commandeered a dressing room (generally reserved […]

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It’s been announced that the “comeback” album for BRITNEY SPEARS will be called “Blackout”. The explanation? “It’s about Blocking out the negativity.”
A little hint… blackouts are not the same as blocking things out. Duh. Unless you’re talking about blocking out all vestiges of common sense. In that case, as you […]

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You know it’s almost getting tedious, this thing with BRITNEY SPEARS, and it’s also a bit like shooting fish in a barrell. It’s not even a challenge to point out how idiotic she is, nor is it satisfying to come up with some particularly clever thing to say about her obviously complete lack of […]

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Well it comes as no surprise to anyone who’s been following this story, a court has ordered BRITNEY SPEARS to turn over custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon to her ex-husband, Kevin Federline.
After being required to submit to drug testing every week, told to stay off the booze and seek counselling, you’d think […]

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BRITNEY SPEARS can’t seem to get in the headlines for any reason other than her own stupidity lately. Friday she was charged with involvement in a hit-and-run accident and driving without a license following a scrape at a parking lot in Los Angeles. No one was hurt in the incident, however it […]

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BRITNEY SPEARS was ordered by a judge to hire a “mental health professional” and take parenting lessons 8 hours a week or risk losing her kids. So what does she do? Go out partying that very night.
Regular drug tests are also part of the arrangement, and she has been ordered not to use […]

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Chris Crocker, who posted on MySpace.com an emotional defense of Britney Spears after her performance on MTV’s Video Music Awards, has signed a development deal to get his own show.

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