Patrick Swayze Dying?

Date March 6, 2008

Patrick Swayze Naked CelebrityOK! Magazine has reported that the much-loved Dirty Dancing star PATRICK SWAYZE is dying of pancreatic cancer. 

They said:

Patrick, 55, was apparently diagnosed in late January and has been receiving radical chemotherapy from Stanford University’s prestigious cancer centre in Pal Alto.

Doctors have now reportedly told the actor that they are no longer optimistic that further treatment will be successful.

A source told a US magazine: “He was told he could have two more treatments, but his cancer was not responding. In short - they held out little hope for a cure.”

They now estimate that the star has just five weeks to live.

We certainly hope this isn’t true, but if it is, we’re very sad to hear it. 

More Celebs Naked for Charity

Date March 6, 2008

Nicolette Sheridan Michael Bolton Naked CelebrityThis time it’s MICHAEL BOLTON and NICOLETTE SHERIDAN, although technically she’s the only one that’s naked. 

I’m sure none of us will ever get tired of seeing celebrities without their togs on, but it does seem to be a rather dull trend that anytime someone wants to do something for charity, suddenly the clothes come off.

Oh, and the charity?  London Fog’s campaign is to benefit The Hole in the Wall Gang Camp, founded by PAUL NEWMAN .  Is it just me, or is some guy dressed as a flasher a bit of a creepy image for a children’s charity?

Oh, it’s just me?

 Nevermind then.

Matthew McConaughey to launch swimwear line

Date March 6, 2008

Mathew McConaughey Naked Celebrity ShirtlessThe hot and perpetually shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey is adding a surf-inspired line of beachwear to his j.k livin (just keep livin’ — his personal motto) T-shirts.

The swimwear and beach clothing will be available on his website matthewmcconaughey.com starting this summer, according to his rep.

It’s nice to see he’s putting good use to all that experience of going around in flip-flops and hanging out on the beach.

Sexy Cat Deeley

Date March 2, 2008

The gorgeous British star of So You Think You Can Dance? has been given a sexy new look for her cover of ARENA magazine.  Absolutely stunning!  The pictures speak for themselves!

Cat Deeley Naked Celebrity ARENA

Britney Nearly Evicted?

Date March 2, 2008

Britney Spears Naked Celebrity Feb 2008It’s been reported that BRITNEY SPEARS was almost evicted from her Malibu mansion, because she forgot to pay rent this month. Brit’s landlord, Love Shack Trust, made the move after she was just 2-weeks late on her $35,000 monthly rent. And apparantly they also added a $2,100 late fee.

Renting?  It somehow fits the silly girl’s personality, but why on earth would she throw away $35,000 a month on rent and not have any property to show for it?  And two weeks?  Somehow that just seems like they want her gone.  Although I’m not sure I’d want someone like her as a tenant either! 

Sources blame the pop star’s accountants, but the bill has been paid and she’s going nowhere (so to speak).

Melanie B. Cops a Feel From Posh Spice

Date January 7, 2008

One of the funnier pictures to have turned up lately is this one of MELANIE B. grabbing VICTORIA BECKHAMS boob during a Spice Girls concert. Really.. the picture speaks for itself.

Victoria Beckham Melanie B Naked Celebrity Boobs

Maybe one had sprung a leak? Or it was threatening to pop out? Or maybe it was just her way of saying “Happy New Year”. Either way, it gave us a good chuckle!

Britney Spears: The Breakdown

Date January 7, 2008

We’ve all been predicting a true meltdown from BRITNEY SPEARS, but assumed Britney would end up dead of an overdose or in jail after running over a bus full of school children, or perhaps marry a paparatzi and retire to a reclusive life (this one is still on the table). But a police stand-off where she’d taken 100 pills in a few short hours, barricade in a room until she could either be talked out or they broke the door down, and then strapped to a gurney and shuttled off to the hospital psych ward.

Britney Spears Naked Celebrity Hospital Of course, now we know the hospital released her the next morning, saying she was no longer a danger to herself. Yeah… right.

Her visitation rights for her children have been suspended until January 14th, when there will be another court hearing to determine her capacity to continue seeing them.

For everyone’s sake, I hope she finally gets the help that she needs, because it whatever she’s doing right now to cope (drugs, fast-food, partying) it just doesn’t seem to be working… that’s fair to say!

Keira Knightley’s Nudity Obsession

Date December 30, 2007

Keira Knightley Naked Celebrity AdvertsThe Daily Mail online reports that friends of KEIRA KNIGHTLEY have “become so used to seeing pictures of the 22-year-old actress wearing no more than her trademark pout that they’ve laid bets on whether she will be able to do a shoot WITHOUT stripping.”

Considering how much press she’s gotten for NOT looking good naked (sorry but skeletons don’t do it for many people), it’s amazing that she seems to favour showing off her ribcage.

Here’s another naked Keira campaign where we get to see her looking like a Halloween ghoul. All dressed up (in nothing) with nowhere to go…

Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions

Date December 30, 2007

Paris Hilton Naked Celebrity New Years 2008Celebrities are often very public with their New Year’s resolutions, and equally public with their failure to follow through. Looks like Paris (well all of them really seem to be following this trend) is setting her sites admirably low this year…

PARIS HILTON: “To be with my family, and be happy, and maybe find a nice boyfriend.”

JESSICA ALBA: “I want to be less judgemental of myself.”

JACK BLACK: “I just joined a gymnasium. I would go every day, if I was just left alone.”

SHARON OSBOURNE: “I come up with a new resolution every year, and I never stick to it. Because it’s always about I’m going to stop spending, I’m going to stop eating, and it’s like, no, I’m never going to do it, so I just carry on as I am. I’m just going to eat and drink and eat and drink my way through the next year.”

CHRISTINA MILIAN: “This year, to work even harder than I ever have before.”

MARY J. BILGE: “I have none. To live long, and take care of myself.”

NICOLE SHERZINGER: “Probably to be more on time. And pray more.”

ASHLEY TISDALE: “I don’t do New Year’s resoloutions because oh my gosh, every year I do, I never do it that year.”

WILL.I.AM.: “Hustle.”

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE: “To get more massages.”

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David Beckham’s Bulging Career

Date December 16, 2007

Of all the things to have people comment on, I actually have some sympathy for DAVID BECKHAM.  It seems many of his fans and other are speculating that the “bulge” seen in the new Armani ads isn’t all him, but rather a digital enhancement.

David Beckham Naked Celebrity Armani Ad

It seems slightly more embarrassing that his wife VICTORIA BECKHAM rode to his rescue… to reassure all of us that he is, indeed, hung like a horse.

‘I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David,’ she tells The Sun. ‘He is very much in proportion.

‘He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his.’