December 6, 2007
The New York Daily News online has quoted a pretty juicy article in Star Magazine which makes some outrageous (if true) claims about BRITNEY SPEARS. The others are more titilating, but the most shocking in our opinion is that Brit is pregnant again.
Star quotes “multiple independent sources” as saying Brit is expecting again.
“Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked — almost four weeks to be exact,” says Brit, or someone claiming to be Brit, in a message on her MySpace page, according to Star. “I don’t really know if I’m happy or sad I’m just … idk [I don’t know] I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!”
Kewl, indeed. In this very same article, the Star reveals that an “insider” has spilled the beans about Britney’s secret fantasy sex room…
The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star’s Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.
While that all might seem very sexy, this most certainly does not!…
Star’s source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney’s dog. According to the tab, a “court-appointed watchdog” is set to declare the place a potential “health hazard.”
We’d been taking a break from the usual Britney reporting, as no one could be more tired of her than we are, and we assume everyone else is feeling the same, but this is too much. The girl is so confused, sounds sex-obsessed, but what she really needs is to grow up… or maybe just hire a maid to clean her stinking house, a driver to get her from A to B without getting her kids killed, and a personal trainer to help her get rid of those unwanted pounds rather than just going under the knife for instant image.
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December 1, 2007
When you’re broke and desperate, we would think it doesn’t really help the situation to let everyone know it.
MSN.com reports that LINDSAY LOHAN “reportedly shopped around staged Thanksgiving dinner photos that included her mother Dina, sister Ali, her brothers and boyfriend Riley Giles to many of the celeb weeklies. Her asking price began in the six-figure range before dropping to $20,000.” Oooh.. a bargain!
Not only that, apparantly she was paid to do some shopping on Black Friday. “Lohan was photographed shopping at an Armani Exchange and Intermix store in Manhattan on Nov. 23, and a source close to the rehabbed starlet says the trip wasn’t just pre-arranged to give the paparazzi a heads up, she was paid for the visit, too. “Seems like everything Lindsay does is to make money,” said the disillusioned source.”
I think the term ’starlet’ might be a bit overreaching, however we are so relieved that, god forbid, she isn’t actually having to work for a living. That would be a tragedy the world might not be able to recover from.
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December 1, 2007
Recently some not-so-flattering pictures from JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT’S beach vacation have surfaced. In most of them she looks cute and curvey (left), but one or two are just not the type of thing you’d put on your Christmas cards (right).
However in a move that we think is just flat out admirable, Jennifer wrote on her MySpace page about her thoughts on the entire incident.
Way to go, Jennifer! Very well said. And besides… most of us would kill to be a size 2.
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November 25, 2007
Parisexposed.com is selling access to saucy videos, personal letters, and other information they gleaned from purportedly buying the information at auction.
Parisexposed.com says this:
Believe it or not, this filthy rich heiress failed to pay her storage bill of $208. After repeated attempts to contact her and collect their payment from Paris failed, the contents of the now Famous Storage Unit were auctioned off to the highest bidder. She didn’t even show up to bid at the auction.
The Heiress lost ALL the contents and ALL the rights to everything in the Storage Unit. Thankfully for you, we have catalogued, itemized, and digitized everything.
And in the natural tradition of the internet, they’re selling access to it for $20. Pictures, letters, the whole kit and caboodle. Well, Paris minus her kit, and showing her kaboodle.
We’ve asked before if Paris is overexposed, and I think with the dawn of learning way more about her than anyone could possibly want to know, the answer is a big (naked) yes.
This also teaches us a very valuable lesson about leaving things lying around. On what planet was this a good idea to put things like this in storage, and then to be so lazy as to not pay attention to what was happening to it? We hear that she tried to sue the website to keep them from publishling the information that they purchased, but at this point, it was far far too late for being careful.
Not to mention that considering just how very often we get to see her butt, her crotch, her tits, or whatever from indiscreet photos and videos that are popping up everywhere, methinks the lady protests just enough to keep her name in the news.
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November 17, 2007
What’s worse than an upskirt? A downskirt. Why? Because it makes her look like a plumber showing their crack and not like someone who just “oops” accidentally showed their naughty bits. HEIDI KLUM apparantly doesn’t own two mirrors, otherwise she would have known what this dress looked like from the back.
Although considering that her ass looks tanned in this photo with barely a tan-line to show for it, she’s obviously not opposed to showing everyone her crack, and probably assumes everyone wants to see it.
I’m not even going to make fun of her saggy back-fat here, because I think that’s probably the least of poor Heidi’s worries in this photo.
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November 16, 2007
Reports are that LINDSAY LOHAN turned herself in to the LA sheriff’s department at the Lynwood Correctional Facility where PARIS HILTON served her time for a DUI in June of this year.
Lohan was to serve 24 hours in prison, but apparantly didn’t even get put into a cell. Instead she spent the time in a ‘holding location’ and was released 84 minutes later. Not even an hour and a half.
A source at the jail said:
… Lohan was “extremely co-operative and professional.” This 84-minute lockdown has fulfilled the jail time part of her DUI conviction, but she will still be required to complete community service.
So nice to know she could hold it all together for 84 minutes. Is this some kind of record for her? We certainly hope not, but it’s looking that way.
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November 16, 2007
You know you’re in trouble when FABIO calls you a diva. Which is exactly what he called GEORGE CLOONEY after a fight, as reported by the New York Post. But it seems Fabio has his own version of the story as reported by OK! Magazine.
“I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty. I had dinner with six women and a photograher woman and we were just having fun, having dinner and taking pictures. All of a sudden one of the ladies said to me ‘there is this gentleman a few tables behind you that keeps insulting me, keeps giving me the finger.’ She’s like ‘this gentleman behind you called me a fat cow.’”
“So I turn and it was him. He was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him. So I went to the table and explained to him that we were having a charity dinner and I said ‘you’re more than welcome to come to my table and see if there was a picture of you.’ I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place. After I put him in his place – you know I’m three times his size – he got a little scared. I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant.”
“He has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.”
Picture from tmz.com (click to enlarge):
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November 13, 2007
Expect to see a lot more of DAVID BECKHAM starting next month. And I do mean a lot more.
Seems he’s to be the new man sans drawers for Georgio Armani and will be modelling underwear, much to the delight of those who can’t get enough of his fine physique.
In the British press, he and wife VICTORIA BECKHAM have been criticized for not exactly taking America by storm, but when was the last time a soccer player was so high profile that we wanted to see him in his (or Georgio’s) underwear? Not to mention the big bucks that wife Posh received for her appearance on Ugly Betty. (6 figures)
No, the Beckhams are definitely doing something right, even if it’s just getting their names, and pictures, out there!
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November 13, 2007
You’d think LINDSAY LOHAN would have noticed a slight breeze, but if she did, it certainly didn’t happen before she left the house!
Well all forget things sometimes… our keys… our purse… maybe a report we needed to take to the office. But never in all my years have I forgotten my pants when getting ready for a trip out into the public eye.
And people wonder why these girls get no sympathy? It’s hard to feel sorry for someone that begs for attention by going around without pants, and then complains that people take pictures of them! Tsk tsk tsk…
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November 8, 2007
This isn’t the first time BEYONCE KNOWLES has had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction recently, but you’d think it would be the cardinal rule of short skirts that if you’re going to wear something short and flippy, and planned on twirling around, you’d at least wear attractive undergarments (or something not as repulsive looking as three layers of bulge control underwear and some odd-looking crotch-high fishnet stockings.
And more to the point, it’s not like Beyonce has a lot of bulge that needs controlling. So what’s up with the “hold it in” underwear?
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