Matthew McConaughey Auctions Bike on Ebay

Date November 8, 2007

Matthew McConaughey Naked CelebrityThis time, the powers of Ebay and celebrity are going to join forces for good, and not just to cash in on some poor d-lister’s worn panties. Yes, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY is auctioning off his beloved motorcycle to benefit charity.

(All proceeds will be shared equally by Matthew McConaughey’s Just Keep Livin’ Foundation and Texas Exes Scholarship Fund.)

According to Matthew McConaughey, “It’s a commemorative Texas Longhorn National Championship Tribute Bike, designed and custom-built by Ralph Randolph’s Knockout Motorcycle Co.”

Ralph Randolph, also a captain with US Airways, has appeared with the UT Longhorns Tribute Bike on this year’s national Hard Rock Roadhouse Tour and has witnessed America’s reaction to Matthew’s hot-rod bobber first-hand.

“Especially in the heartland, where there’s such a sense of pride in craftsmanship and such a love of the game [football]…There’s just something this bike does to you when you notice the detail work and hear that motor rumble for the first time. It’s as American as it gets.”

“When Ralph and I started the project I was originally going to keep the bike”, says Matthew. “But he and I decided it could get more use and raise money for the Texas Exes Scholarship Fund and my j.k. livin foundation.”

Current bid is at $26,000+ USD. Let’s hope they make a mint! It’s nice to see a celeb giving back!

Sharon Stone Wears a Zoo

Date November 6, 2007

Sharon Stone Naked Celebrity Fur Actress SHARON STONE has never been one much for convention, and that’s fine. She likes to take risks and push the limits. But seriously, how many animals had to die for that, um, wrap, thing which doesn’t even seem to be covering her up, and is mostly dragged along the ground?

This is beyond conspicuous consumption and into the realms of “I can kill as many animals as I like and I don’t care what anyone thinks of it.” The whole getup is slightly macabre, and I don’t think it conveys the glamour look she was going for.

Sorry, but it just isn’t sexy to walk around draped in corpses. A more subtle array would have earned our raised eyebrows, but not scorn, but this is really repulsive and it looks like she took out every cocker spaniel at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm to have this made. Enter Cruela Deville.

Pete Doherty Back On Heroin?

Date November 6, 2007

Pete Doherty Naked Celebrity DrugsThe Sun Magazine, a British tabloid, has posted on their website exclusive video of PETE DOHERTY doing heroin and has published a call for him to be jailed saying ” And now, after countless ineffective slaps on the wrist for drugs offences, we say that the time has come to lock him up for his own good.”

Image Source: thesun.co.uk

PETE DOHERTY is probably most famous for being the ex-boyfriend of KATE MOSS, who appears to be still having her own battles these days. The ex Libertines singer had sworn to give up drugs when they were together, but apparantly he was back on drugs shortly after Kate had her fall from grace and was photographed doing cocaine.

Well, the exposure from her troubles seems to have not hurt Kate’s career, however Pete just seems to be on the seedier side of life, and we doubt he’ll get the boost from it that she did.

Britney Pigs Out - Five Grand Worth

Date November 5, 2007

We heard in a recent call-in interview that BRITNEY SPEARS calls herself “fat pig” and is so upset about her weight gain that she’s looking at new techniques in liposuction and various other types of cosmetic surgery.

Britney Spears Naked Celebrity Fat TacoBut then leaked court documents show that she spends $4758 a month on eating out.  And we’ve all seen the pictures, this ain’t health food she’s shoveling in at an astronomical rate.  No, it’s tacos and McDonald’s and double-lattes from Starbucks.

Hon, if you’re so worried about the size of your ass (not to mention the horrid condition of your skin) there’s these great things called “vegetables” and this miracle drink called “water” that would do the trick.  We know you didn’t have a mother who seemed to care about much besides how much money you were earning, so we thought someone should tell you about these revolutionary new treatments.  And guess what?  No surgery required.

Vanessa Hudgens definitely in HSM3

Date November 3, 2007

Although reports that an “insider” told OK! Magazine circulated that VANESSA HUDGENS was going to be dumped by Disney for her continuing bad press over her nude photos, it turns out that not only is the teen hottie going to be in High School Musical 3, but she’s gotten a “substantial” raise to boot!

Young (and old) men all over the world can now breath a sigh of relief.

Drew Barrymore Gets Naked for Gucci

Date November 1, 2007

Because we’re absolutely sick to death of talking about how screwed up BRITNEY SPEARS is, we aren’t even going to tell you about her deciding to take a shower during a live telephone interview.

Instead, we bring you some absolutely delicious pics of DREW BARRYMORE for a new Gucci jewelery ad campaign. This style of photo shoot seems more and more common these days, with the actresses posing nude with whatever product, but the results of this one are stunning, so we can’t even bring ourselves to complain about the lack of creativity.

Drew Barrymore Naked Celebrity Gucci 1

Drew Barrymore Naked Celebrity Gucci 2

Funny stuff from other blogs

Date November 1, 2007

Over the past couple of weeks, we’ve run across some very funny articles on other celebrity blogs that we just had to share!  We love funny!

CHARLIE SHEEN should have been a writer. 

VICTORIA BECKHAM offends … well everyone

PARIS HILTON paid to wear underwear

LINDSAY LOHAN looks like retired stripper with 2-pack a day habit

Enjoy!

Keira Knightley Skeleton - But Not for Halloween

Date October 29, 2007

There’s pressure from everywhere for celebs to be in perfect shape, but KEIRA KNIGHTLEY has gone so far overboard that we’re actually surprised that she was asked to model naked for Chanel’s latest Coco Mademoiselle glossy ad.  (Well… nude except for a hat to cover her nipples and a man’s shirt across her lap.

Keira Knightley Naked Celebrity Skeleton

But frankly, we’d rather she had something to cover those body shoulders and protruding collarbone.  Keira, it’s time to get help.  There’s thin, trim and sexy, and then there’s looking like a refugee.  This just isn’t sexy, and shame on Chanel for trying to pass it off as sexy.  It looks like the weight of that chunky necklace is about to make her fall over, and we’d wager that her ribs were airbrushed to not look as obvious as they have been in other recent photos.

For a beautiful woman, Keira looks downright sick.

Teri Hatcher Scary Queen of Hearts

Date October 29, 2007

TERI HATCHER looked quite cute in her Queen of Hearts Halloween costume, and we’re relieved to find someone who doesn’t consider Halloween an excuse to go around in their underwear.

Teri Hatcher Naked Celebrity Halloween

Imagine that… managing to look pretty and sexy (note that knockout cleavage) while still keeping her booty covered.

We wonder what Britney will be dressing up as this year? So many jokes… so little time.

Paris Hilton Plays Dress-up

Date October 29, 2007

PARIS HILTON attended the annual Playboy Halloween party over the weekend, and ended up looking like …. well… we’ll just show you. (Source: LayDdee)

Paris Hilton Naked Celebrity Halloween Playboy

Looks like she’s attended more than one do this year. She was snapped in Toronto going to another party….

Paris Hilton Naked Celebrity Halloween Toronto

Maude - Tongue AUNTIE MAUDE says: There’s sexy, and then there’s looking like you’re being paid, erm, hourly. Poor Paris doesn’t seem to know the difference. I don’t even know if the term “high class” hooker would work here. She looks more like a fetish prostitute. Why is it that so many celebs think Halloween is a chance to look as slutty as you like in the name of “creativity”? Ugh. But then she obviously does know what she’s doing, judging by the way her ass is hanging out in the Playboy picture at top.