October 26, 2007
Concerning her planned humanitarian trip to Rwanda, PARIS HILTON told Newsweek she was “really scared and had never traveled like that.”
However, it looks like her fears have either made the “Playing For Good Foundation” rethink, or fate itself has intervened on fragile Paris’ behalf. The Foundation has “decided to restructure their organization and has called off the planned trip.”
“The foundation thanked Hilton for her generosity and indicated they would get back to her at a later date about rescheduling the trip.”
 AUNTIE MAUDE says: I doubt Paris has a lot to worry about here. I imagine that, like so many things, this will just fade out of people’s minds. We do wonder what this means for her though. Did the idea alone do enough to improve her image? Will people say, “Well she tried…” or will the more skeptical public prevail and say “It was a half-baked idea to begin with.” We’re going with the latter, but you never know what her fans are going to do next. |
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October 26, 2007
Maxim.com online declared the 5 top unsexiest celebrities and their list was topped by SARAH JESSICA PARKER. They called her: “… the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with “sex” in the title …”
AMY WINEHOUSE came in second with “… her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats… ”
SANDRA OH’s crime was her Gray’s Anatomy character’s “… cold bedside manner and [her] boyish figure…. ”
MADONNA hit #4 on the list for “trading pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration…. ”
And lastly, everyone’s favorite, BRITNEY SPEARS. “Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.”
 AUNTIE MAUDE says: Sarah Jessica Parker and Sandra Oh made the list simply because they star in shows that appeal to women more than to men. Although all of us here at The Naked Celebrity have to agree about Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. Madonna, well… aging ain’t for sissies. She’s the queen of redefining herself, but the “old Jewish woman” persona is one we really didn’t see coming. |
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October 25, 2007
JESSICA BIEL seems to be taking after BRITNEY SPEARS lately, what with her latest umbrella caper.
It seems she left a yoga studio in Santa Monica this week and instead of heading to her car, she took a moment to scream at the photographers “not get close to her” and “to get a real job.” Then she reportedly tried to hit one of them with her umbrella.
So, trying to take pictures of umbrella-weilding psychos isn’t work?
Guess those yoga classes aren’t quite as relaxing as they are supposed to be, huh?
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October 25, 2007
At what point do you have so many pictures taken of you and are so overexposed that you no longer care if you get photographed having your mustache waxed in public?
MARIAH CAREY obviously knows the answer to that one.
And doesn’t having your mustache waxed in public rather defeat the purpose of waxing in the first place, which is to hide your unsightly secrets? Mariah, there really are things about you that we just don’t want to know.
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October 25, 2007
According to former Hollywood publicist Jonathan Jaxson, PAMELA ANDERSON is a cokehead, and believes that she’s going to die soon. A source “very close to Anderson” told him:
“She is out of control. She knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it. Never does she mention her kids. Her marriage to Rick Solomon, nicknamed by Pam and friends as “Scum,” was something to full-fill her immediate emotional needs. We have all known one another for years and nothing ever sparked between them until recently!”
“The 3-4 days a week cocaine binges are insane. There isn’t a day that goes by in the past 4-5 years of knowing her that I have seen Pam sober. She won’t even take care of her health properly and the drugs are only further causing her liver trouble. I have witnessed her using several drugs over the past few years. Including: Crystal Meth, Methadone, Ecstasy, Marijuana and her nearly daily drug of choice, Cocaine.”
Not quite the sexy images we’re used to seeing of Pam, is it? It’s so sad to see her spiraling out of control, and it looks like she’s going to be doing an Anna Nicole Smith soon.
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October 23, 2007
So many celebrities have been reaching out to BRITNEY SPEARS over her addiction, self-destructive behaviour, her partying in the face of losing her kids, and general whacked-out thinking.
ROSEANNE BARR, on her blog, reaches out in a different way, posting her thoughts about the entire situation with a refreshing dose of brutal honesty. We have to admit that we find honestly appealing, especially coming from another celebrity. But then, Roseanne has always had a way with words, hasn’t she?
The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom’s do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better).
Quoted from: Roseanne’s World
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October 23, 2007
You’d think that after KATE MOSS left a party recently with her dress in tatters, and the accusations galore of drugs and bad judgement, she would adopt a style that didn’t make her look like a drugged-out skank who can’t be bothered to brush her hair.
We’ve seen a lot of commentary lately on how hot-looking this is. Um, oh really? I suppose if you go for that “I’m too strung out to brush my teeth look”, then sure. It’s way hawt.
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October 23, 2007
This photo illustrates why no one in their right mind would want to be famous, KATHERINE HEIGLE, star of Grey’s Anatomy, might be having second thoughts today herself:
Sure they have the fame, the money, can get into great clubs, meet all the sexiest people… but the second you let your guard down and scratch your ass while looking for your keys (and we desperately hope those two events were not related), some wiseass snaps a picture and it’s all over the internet.
Sorry Katherine, but this was too good an illustration to pass up.
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October 19, 2007
Ian C. Lewis has filed a lawsuit against PRINCE for breach of contract and fraud, claiming PRINCE took several hard drives used for video production and will not return them, value: $12,000.
Both Prince and his company, Paisley Park Enterprises, are named in the suit. Lewis claims he “demanded the immediate return of the above-mentioned property but the defendants failed and refused, and continue to fail and refuse, to return the property to plaintiff.”
In addition to the cost of the equipment, Lewis is asking for $1 million in damages, claiming “the defendants’ acts alleged above were willful, wanton, [and] malicious.”
| AUNTIE MAUDE says: Oh dear god. It’s one thing to tease celebrities about bad choices, but it’s another to try to milk them just because they have money. A million dollars? For $12,000 worth of equipment? I hope the judge declares the guy a jackass and gives him twelves CENTS. |
 UNCLE HECTOR says: You know Horace next door never returned my weed whacker. I should call my lawyer! |
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CelebTV.com reports that a recent car accident involving ORLANDO BLOOM in which his passenger, a celebrity stylist, was reported by X17 online to have suffered a fractured neck.
AUNTIE MAUDE says: Have they talked to Britney, I wonder? She seems to have a lot of trouble getting from Point A to Point B lately, and is known to be prowling around at night rather than being tucked up at home reading self-help books.
COUSIN ROSE says: Eek! I hope they’re both okay!
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